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YOU KNOW YOU'RE ITALIAN WHEN...
- You have a nonna that feeds u 27/7.
- You eat Sunday lunch at 2:00.
- Your car has a green, white and red bow with a horn attached on the mirror.
- Favorite slow song: Ti Amo
- You have a gold chain,cross and horn
- You have a stupid nickname
- John Gotti is your role model
- Your nonas meatballs r the best!
- You eat zeepolis whenever u go 2 the festas
- Your always dressed 2 impress
- You love Versace, Gucci, Prada, Armani just cause they're Italian!
- Your favorite movies are The Godfather, Goodfellas, Bronxtale, The Last Don, and you live by them!
- For all you guys, mama is numero uno!
- Toto Gutugno rules!
- You attend at least 5 weddings, 5 engagements, 5 baptisms, 5 communion and 5 confirmations per year
- You eat gelato when its five degrees
- Panettone goes down hard every Easter and Christmas
- Sambuca is the equivalence of water
- Soccer is the only sport you follow
- Your house is full of bombineri and sugar almonds
- There is a picture of La Madonna and/or Gesu Cristo hanging in every room of the house
- You own at least one Italian soccer jersey
- Ferrari is your dream car
- Rai International is the only channel on your T.V.
- You laughed all through this page cause you know its true!
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